Saturday, November 13, 2010

POOP AGAIN !

Since we are fairly new to this blogging world we have decided to do a simple list of 5 things we are hating this week. Yes , we may be brutal but its our calling in life.  We speak our minds and we hope you do too! ENJOY ! Feel free to tell us your hates !

HATES: # 1 You thought the Sketcher Shape Up Sneakers were bad. Well  Take a look at these furry bad boys. Yes, now you can stay in shape all year round will being stylish. So when your simply walking through the snow to get to the mall/ Chick Fil A or even Demoss your telling everyone " Step away this stylish chic is gonna tone her ass" 
#2 So in case you have been living under a rock , this past week the Carnival Cruise ship Splendor got stuck in the middle of the ocean due to a electrical fire that cause the ship to stop running. Due to this they had no more food or amenities on this ship. They were air lifted SPAM . REALLYY CARNIVAL?? out of all the canned foods you ship SPAM ? .... 
#3 To park in the front lot of Demoss it costs us each an extra $30 doll hairs a semester. Although this is not much money it gets very frustrating when we have to drive around aimlessly while others (like those in the picture below)  with no decals at all are parked in our spots for free.
#4 Alright guys, so I know we all love rap/hip0hop. Lil' Wayne, Drake, Eminem, T.I...they all have street cred, for sure...but attempting to make LU cool buy releasing not only a School rap anthem, but also coming out with a full on music video?? I don't know about you guys, but our hands are definitely NOT going "upppp and downnnnn" and I refuse to "grab a towel and spin it arounddddd" but hey, to each his own. Nice try Humble Tip, but we won't be buying the album.


                                                                (Notice this poster says "Nobody this KRUNK"...)
Urban Dictionary's definition of "Krunk" Originally derived from the two words: "crazy drunk"
....Enough said 

&&&&&&&&&&& NUMERO CINCOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
#5 You may or may not know this but both Julianna and I do not eat meat THUS the new Mcdonalds McRib commercial is disturbing. We don't even understand how a meat lover could think this commercial is appealing. Two pieces of hoagie bread with two fat , unidentified, so called "mcrib" meat is shoveled into the actors mouth so that the viewer can see rib sauce drip down there lips and chin. UCK. Well just in case you haven't been lucky enough to see this vomit worthy commercial , here is the full length version for your viewing pleasure. 




MMM we were thirsty and the haterade was DELICIOUS. Hope this quenched your thirst like it did ours. 


Its been real, Its been fun . . . 
Jules & Ash <3

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Cause you really don't care..

Well, the day has come.

Yes, Ashley and Jules have decided to join forces and blog about our lives, thoughts, unimportant opinions and just have some good laughs. No, no, unlike many other bloggers, we are not trying to get famous and have our lives handed to us through a minor blog, but we feel that our lives as well as the lives of many others are far too satirical to not document.



We are two best friends who met freshman year of college at Liberty University, "The most exciting university"....but we beg to differ. But along our four years here at the big LU we have stuck by each others side no matter what. And when we say,"by each others side" literally...we did. Not only are BOTH majoring in Advertising and Public Relations, but we both copied each other by taking on the same STUPID minor of Fashion and Textiles aka "Housewife degree"...Don't judge, it was the only one that fit with our schedules.



We both have been living together for 2 years now and there is never a dull moment at our place. We have two other wonderful roommates and we always make sure we do not take life too seriously.

Let us know what you want to hear about , not like we really care BUT we want to know what you are interested in ! We will discuss our deepest , darkest ( at some points ) and funniest thoughts.

Its been real , its been fun ...

Ash & Jules <3